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🎧 New Podcast: KAMAHL! Kirsty Webeck, Craig Quartermaine, Lewis Hobba & Dan Ilic

Dan Ilic
Apr 2, 2021
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G’day Fearmongers,

On the podcast this week, we grab an e-meter in both hands and audit the accounts of Scientology in Australia. We rip into the Government missing the vaccination target, and ask ourselves is being a tradie-cum-stripper an essential worker?

Also Gina Rinehart, Australia’s most successful climate action delayer and funder of misinformation, has released a joke book (sic). Even though a super from SkyNews Australia said she’s the author, it looks like, for all intents and purposes, a collection of memes she stole from my Dad’s email account. Look at these ‘jokes’:

If conservative memes about equality, and journalism are your bag, fine, but just in case there’s a 2nd edition, we wrote ourselves some jokes to put in the next one.

Knock Knock? Who’s there? 200? 200 who? 200 Korean Workers on 457 Visas working 84 hours a week at $16 an hour to build the Roy Hill Iron Ore Mine.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your children. "Shoot them!"

Q:How many Lang Hancocks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, the light shines out of his arse.

Q: What's the difference between paying tax and climate change?
A: You can't avoid climate change

Make sure to follow this week’s Fearmonger panel on social media, and book a ticket to their comedy festival shows.

Kirsty Webeck (Chuck A Sickie)
Craig Quartermaine (Twitter / Facebook)
Kamahl (Twitter)
Lewis Hobba (A Rational Fear)
Dan Ilic (A Rational Fear)

There’s only 1 week to go until our comedy festival show, that is, if no tradie-cum-strippers visit Victoria before then.

Cheers

Dan

(Yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to write tradie-cum-stripper one last time)

MELB. COMEDY FESTIVAL TICKETS!

Subscribers to this email newsletter get a discount to our Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show. Joining me (Dan Ilic) on stage will be: Sami Shah, Alice Fraser, James Colley, Lewis Hobba, DJ Dylabolical and Gabbi Bolt in her only Melbourne show. We’re also interviewing Simon Holmes à Court about all things energy, climate and government sh***f***ery.

Use the offer code: ‘podcast’ at checkout on the festival website. There are only 40 discounted seats so you’ll have to be quick.

8:30pm, April 11th.
Supper Room, Melbourne Town Hall.
🎟️ https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2021/shows/a-rational-fear

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Thanks:

Big thanks to The Bertha Foundation, our Patreon Supporters and RODE Mics. Plus, post producer Jacob Round, David Bloustien, Bronwen Morgan, and all the crew on our Discord community.

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